Family Uzbek - Family of President Uzbek. How could the Family Uzbek possibly hope to overthrow Heineman? Like Wolfganga's own Family Belch, they were foreigners, uitlanders. The Family Uzbek came from Sopwith...

Flogo - Selwyn Fod Flogo, a Senator. Ex-Husband of Lady Belinda Del Dorn. See: senator-flogo He thought Flogo would buy that argument, since Selwyn Fod Flogo was a neutral, one of the few senators who...

Fredrikus - Heineman's great grandfather. Heineman went away and changed into his best silk suit, an heirloom which had come down to him from his great-grandfather Fredrikus. Heineman liked the pattern of the...

Gabu Gabu Jones - Gabu Gabu Jones, a retired sea captain who had spent a lifetime plying the route between Lexis and Lighthouse. For reasons entirely inscrutable to Atlanta's rationality, Gabu Gabu Jones chose to...

Geldarf - A tourist 'So you do, Ms. Geldarf,' said Panjalo. 'No,' said the blonde, 'it's not Geldarf, it's - ' But Panjalo was already moving on, explaining that the town planners who so valorously sought to...

Glan Gleneth Soba Lubamacasta - See also: Soba Lubamacasta Atlanta's friend who resides in who lives in House Lubamacasta. To pay of her debts, eventually becomes the slave of Atlanta's fiance Yulius, stealing him away. She is...

Glotimus Bullock - Brute Gan servant of the Jubiladilia Family. Has a daughter Jeronica. But there was no waking Atlanta sweetie, and in the end Baz had to enlist the help of Glotimus Bullock, a creature of the Gan who...

Glutus - Gorkindachina's lawyer. Slugbest? As Atlanta was planning Gorkindachina's rehabilitation, the timber merchant rose from the table. He slapped down a business card, black letters printed on the...

Glynn - Zuzu Magore crew member rescued by Heineman. 'Ralmond,' said Heineman, repeating it, committing it to memory, as if busy on the presidential campaign trail. Then, using it to confirm it and retain...

Gog Magog - Assassinated a dictator king. In Chalakanesia's feudal period, which is so luridly interesting that the memories of it still keep a whole school of comic book artists in constant employment, the...

Gorkindachina - Major character in all three books. A frequent rival of the Family Jubiladilia. Starts the series as a senator and timber merchant, but is under attack by Zinjanthrop Jubiladilia who wants the Senate...

Gospodin Bak - Oligarch 'Textured vegetable protein. Technically a vegetarian product, despite its appearance. It's based on soy. Keeps for months, reconstitutes with water. It comes from Pro-Pro-Kana-Kana-Bak....

Gran Grobert - Author It was his standard opening line. Atlanta had considered giving him Gran Grobert's excellent book, 'Smalltalk For Beginners', but thought he should have enough initiative to seek it out for...

Grindle Joyce - A crewman on the crashed Zuzu Magore. Engineer from Hell who advises Heineman on Toads. Has a crush on Atlanta. Heineman laughed, not because Grindle-Joyce had said anything really funny, but for the...

Guru Lox - Religious leader of an Orgy Cult on the Island of Lighthouse. See: Cult of Orgy Doubtlessly this was true, but Heineman didn't even like to think about it. It was most unfortunate that Guru Lox had...

Han Pan Daipan Tel Domico Os - And she led them to the major intersection known as Hodokyo De, the Place of the Hodokyo. At the south east comer of this intersection lay the Haridjakarta Moskovola, that establishment otherwise...

Hari Hobi Uzbek Of Sopwith Dromedax - Hari Hobi Uzbek of Sopwith Dromedax had been elected to Chalakanesia's presidency Wolfganga Zenseneth Belch had no claim on the title of president, since his term of office had ended in Belta 2358,...

Hari Pan Daipan Tel Domico Os - The owner of the Hari Mok. The east-west and north-south roads described above meet at a major intersection known as Hodokyo De, the Place of the Hodokyo. At the south east corner of this...

Harni Hobi Uzbek - Former president of Chalakanesia. Murdered by Wolfganga and Rector Om. 'May I ask,' said Wolfganga, 'does Harni Hobi figure in this?' 'Harni Hobi!' said Heineman in astonishment. 'Why, how could he?...

Harnok Chadlin - Blind owner of the Ik Mablis. Or was it? There was nothing nightmarish in sight, unless Harnok Chadlin qualified for such a description. And, while Heineman's childhood had sometimes been marred by...