Umberto Umberto

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Those interested will find a fuller explanation of this 'tie' in a book called 'Sex Rites of Chalakanesia' (Slogscum Press, Belta 2284). The author is Umberto Umberto, a noted ethnologist who spent ten years on the island of Midas Makorum, and who entered into a form of marriage with a Chalakanesian woman, the better to profit science by his observations.
Having demonstrated the truth of Umberto Umberto's ethnological research by putting on a tie, Heineman then fitted himself with a groin cup. He believed strongly in insurance, and this was his insurance against getting disabled by a kick to the testicles should the day's electioneering end in riot. [EoH Ch10]

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