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The curious will find a full account of the interaction between the use of toilet paper in Chalakanesia and the development of that archipelago's intellectual life in a scholarly tome called 'The Scatological Flaw: An Ethnopsychological Inquisition Into Chalakanesian Culture As Accounted For By Its Toilet Training,' by Pan Elkodramaticus (the Ethnological Press of Chan Molest, Belta 2289). For our purposes, it is sufficient to note that there was toilet paper; that it was in rolls; that Heineman counted those rolls; and that their number was two and one half.

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